say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
yeah you, who else would I be talking to?!
okay, good job
now, close one eye
the other one
yep that one
okay now open your eye you look stupid
nope, open your eyes
you’re almost done
now half smile
never mind smile all the way
OH MY GOSH!
no keep smiling
you look so pretty that way
you really should smile more, cutie
this made me so happy u dont even know
How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.
on my dash there are some of you reblogging this picture:
can i just let all of you know that the left two could be extremely dangerous as the plastic can absorb the chemicals and then put them back into the drink you put inside of the bottle
please don’t try it guys! do the mayonnaise/vodka thing instead.
reblogging for anyone who missed this last night.
yeah this is pretty important
Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS IS GOING TO BE EMOTIONAL ENOUGH WITHOUT AN ED SONG
NOW THERE’S AN ED SONG